two tough questions

Question 1:
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> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were
> deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
> you recommend that she have an abortion?
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> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
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> Question 2:
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> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
> Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
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> Candidate A.
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> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
> He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
> day.
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> Candidate B.
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> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
> college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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> Candidate C
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> He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an
> occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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> Which of these candidates would be our choice?
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> Decide first… no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES,
> you just killed Beethoven.
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> Pretty interesting isn’t it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
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> Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading…
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> Never be afraid to try something new.
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> Remember:
> Amateurs…built the ark.
> Professionals…built the Titanic
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> And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
> than 500 employees and has the
> following statistics:
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> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> * 7 have been arrested for fraud
> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
> * 3 have done time for assault
> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year…
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> Can you guess which organization this is?
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> Give up yet?
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> It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress.
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> The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
> keep the rest of us in line.
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October 5, 2007. Life.

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